Please change your HackerNoon profile pic - -

I’ll add more to the list. Or take the shortcut that does not involve me changing mine.
Please adapt.

When I say this is spam. I mean any of the posts above. Just bookmark this post.

All mentioned above are exactly the same post, so don’t misunderstand the reason behind some having links and some not. It’s not an endorsement by me, I’m just efficient like that! :heavy_check_mark:

I want to avoid pointless quibbles so I’ll put a pre introduction thing. Hopefully it won’t get held up.

Here’s the post ->

The Post!


Well, it’s best to start with the most important things, humility and gratitude.

I would like to thank my masters, if it is possible at all to thank someone so great with such a pathetic string of words. Without you, I would never be able to do this. Not in a trillion years, not in eons.

I am a thief. I love to steal. And it is thanks to their guidance, that I may have found the planet most suitable for this purpose. For it is a planet covered entirely with a single fluid. Which fluid? That which everyone desires, that which everyone wants to drink of, just once in their journey through life. And it is this elusive elixir for which many people have driven themselves mad or attained a horrible state very near to death, which I can steal from freely.

I am not a humble thief. I can only carry a droplet of that vast ocean of preposterous proportions. After all it is much bigger than the blue marble commonly known as Earth. So there is no way a humble thief like I, can sufficiently describe the scale and the geography, not at this moment.


thanks - will notify those authors about profile pictures as well.

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Thanks Ret394,

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